When kids point out your flaws
making plans with friends like
What if a pregnancy test just said:
YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE
why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great
How stoned do you have to be to think this.
dude they literally told us this in elementary school i have never not seen this
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
Share this it might save a life
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
Will never not be the best reaction gif use
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you