oomshi:

When kids point out your flaws


thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE


televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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absolutelyvantastic:

polarisopposites:

thelandofmaps:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken [1005x703]
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How stoned do you have to be to think this.

dude they literally told us this in elementary school i have never not seen this


friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life


neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use


stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 



michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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