This speaks to me.
trying to start homework but you kinda just
me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym
i cant even BELIEVE this was a sheet i had to fill out
ah yes, good to know sexism is alive and well in public schools
"APPROPRIATE gender role"
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
"Ugh, your music sucks. Pop music isn’t REAL music." Suddenly, my iPod starts violently shaking. The screen begins to crack. I am terrified. It looks like something is trying to escape from the iPod. Britney Spears liquifies and oozes out through the cracks, before reforming. She laughs maniacally. "You should have listened to your friend" she bellows in a deep voice. She evaporates into thin air. I should have listened to my friend. She was right. Pop music isn’t real
science are u ok